March 23, 2012

Avery's views on snow

  • Avery: Can we go play in the snow?
  • Me: It's not snowing, it's raining.
  • Avery: Where's the snow?
  • Me: It melted.
  • Avery: Where's the snow?
  • Me: It went away, it melted.
  • Avery: Where's the snow?
  • Me: It went bye-bye.
  • Avery: Is it at home?
  • Me: Yes, it's at home, in the sky.
  • Avery: Is it taking a nap?
  • Me: Yes, it's taking a nap until next winter.
  • Avery: Can we go play in the snow next winter?
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February 19, 2012
  • Chas: What do you want to be when you grow up?
  • Avery: Thirteen!
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September 25, 2011
“ For some reason Maureen likes to buy things for my head. Like this one massager that has a bunch of little rubber nipples!
Mr. Tony at Fall Camp •
“ You love my touch.
Miss Sue to Mr. Tony at Fall Camp •
November 11, 2010
Precognition?
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March 11, 2009
“ After 12 years of birth….
Statement in one of my student’s papers - he meant “12 years after birth….” •
February 28, 2009
  • Kate: I like the bottom gooey.
  • Aunt Jan: Kate, that doesn't surprise me!
  • Kate: What's that supposed to mean?
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“ Heather’s always been in the bathroom. She’s got the wee wee…
Grandpa •
February 12, 2009

Seriously??

The most recent Gallup poll on the issue, conducted in May, found that only 14 percent of Americans believe that humans developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/02/12/darwin.birthday/index.html

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January 25, 2009
“ Oh, I forgot! I got you a “sorry you got shot” present
Heather to Dave •