March 11, 2009
“ After 12 years of birth….
Statement in one of my student’s papers - he meant “12 years after birth….” •
February 28, 2009
  • Kate: I like the bottom gooey.
  • Aunt Jan: Kate, that doesn't surprise me!
  • Kate: What's that supposed to mean?
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“ Heather’s always been in the bathroom. She’s got the wee wee…
Grandpa •
February 12, 2009

Seriously??

The most recent Gallup poll on the issue, conducted in May, found that only 14 percent of Americans believe that humans developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/02/12/darwin.birthday/index.html

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January 25, 2009
“ Oh, I forgot! I got you a “sorry you got shot” present
Heather to Dave •
January 2, 2009
“ You’re a real adult!
Tess to me •
“ My parents like to have kids in their 40s.
Tess •
“ How long was she 90?
Rachael •
December 27, 2008
“ Be careful, there’s supposed to be a hurricane tonight.
Andrew •
“ They had a lawn gnome and I’m afraid of gnomes
Andrew •